Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Purity Test
Result: A Little Dingy
You're half perfect angel, half filthy beast. Which side will win out in the end? It all depends on how far we can keep you away from the next raging kegger.On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 4 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 67% pure, give or take a couple kamikaze shots. That's a D. A passing grade, yeah, but it won't get you into Harvard, if Harvard were the type of school that accepted on the basis of how pure your soul was. Which they're not, 'cause that would be totally unfair. And also kind of dumb.
